WTF Man?! Seriously Guys WTF?!?!

These are my achievements on Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 on Xbox Live Arcade. Not Bad Blizzie, Not Bad. (even though the last time I unlocked something was damn near a year ago) Okay, so I preach about how I'm so bad ass, and how I'd give it to ANYONE in ANY game WHOEVER want it(pause) right? So someone TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS NEXT PICTURE FROM MY ACHIEVEMENTS?!

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Thats right children I didn't beat the game. No matter how far I get, or how many kombos I do, I CAN NOT beat Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. WHY? You ask? Speak to Boon Tobias & friends about that.


F#&% you Shao Kahn, F#&% you.

p.s. shameless gamertag plug.

This Is EXACTLY The Shit I Be Talking About. . .

Why did they even SIGN this fag to an artist development contract? Dude reps harlem but isn't even FROM there.. you can tell by the way he carries himself & dresses. Here's the exact proof on why I don't pay Charles Hamilton NO FUCKING MIND. Check near the end of the vid.

Hang it up Charles, it's ALL OVER NOW.

Sidenote: I dare my girlfriend to duff beer my shit like that, she love me too much.. ain't that right Cathy? LOL!



P.S. nigga is that a pink panther humping his arm?

T.G.I.F. . . But For Them?

Guess who this dumb ass nigga is with the fucked up hairline and the draws on his head..

And guess who this pretty girl is with the herpes sore(don't act like you don't see it)..

And guess where that pretty girl is now..(the mirror reads "I love you Robyn, I miss you")

And guess whose(it's spelled correctly, trust me, I checked.) tooshie that is(because that isn't a butt..)

I know most of us already heard about Cassie's in-the-buff photos, but in this present time considering the situation these two horny monkeys are in..I REALLY don't think releasing this sextape is the right move.. Robyn hasn't even dropped new music has she? So for this to happen may spark then again her image is going to be tainted.

I WOULD post the NSFW(not safe for work) photos BUT this isn't fully my blog(shout to a La Niche for letting me live!), and I think that is in such poor taste. I just wanted to put ya'll up on game if you were out the loop.

..now back to that fly shit, Ciao.

In A Kerosene Handbasket. . .

NOW YOU KNOW, this dude is going to hell FIRST CLASS(if you believe in such a detention, personally I do.) This is Bishop Don Magic Juan, the pimp...as a Pastor. The lady is his bottom bitch, and dude on the guitar was GETTIN' it with his high pitched funkdafied praise and worship. Now I aint been to church in YEARS but I know DAMN WELL this ain't where the lord be chillin'. I do want that dude song as a ringtone.


I'M GOIN' UP YONNNNDUH, I'M GOIN' UP YONNNNDUHH. .TO BE WITH MY LOOORRDD -Guitar Guy