For The Fellas. . .

ok well you know how I'm giving it up. You ladies need to take heed, A La Niche. so fellas PAY ATTENTION!

seeing as how we have less to work with fashion-wise i think we need a Top 15 things that need to GO in 2009.

• 15. The "Arab Money" scarves. Technical term a "shemagh". This little doozie originated from Kanye's first single from his second to last album "Graduation"(dope shit, dope shit). It was cool...WHEN THE VIDEO PLAYED ON TV! let it go niggas, let it go..
• 14. Du-Rags. Wear that shit in the house son. Ooh! and the tail hanging out the back pocket is sooo 2003. cut it out..
• 13. America's Cup Prada Sneakers. Alot of you cats FIEND for a pair of these particular tidbits. They are so played out simply because everybody in the "hood" either HAS a pair HAD a pair or WANTS a pair. and to be perfectly honest, if you don't have a boat(Helloooo America's Cup anyone??) why buy them? AC-Pradas = The Honda Civics of fashion..everyone got one.
• 12. Knock-off Luxury Brand Items. In Example: Louie Vittawn Backpacks, Bags, Shoes, Belts, Hats, Glasses. the same applies for "PrODDa, Goochy, Findee, Eves Saint Leront." aka what I like to call "Judas-of-Buddha/Booty" or "Fugottim(Foo-Got-EEM)" if you cant afford the REAL shit, why even bother? we all know that shit is 'Gotti.
• 11. Being Ostentatious, Acting Pretentiously...or for those of you who get nervous under the presence of big words. It means being a BIG-FAT-SHOW OFF! Taking myspace/facebook/twitpics of the shit you have/own is NOT A GOOD LOOK. It makes you look wack as shit, and a cat who is really ABOUT what your PORTRAYING knows a spade is a spade. If you own a new pelle pelle/jeans/sneakers/jewelry or just got your paycheck of $350.89 from your job at Atrium..STOP taking pictures laying out the money next to your new shoes on top of the jeans and jacket and putting a caption such as: "Yea datz all me niqqaz noe i getz flii wit da GWAP ON DEqK....(such n such ownz)" CUT THAT LAME SHIT OUT. No one cares about your antik jeans son, word.
• 10. Sidekicks. Now honestly I think aLa.Niche(dig the new nickname I dubbed) included this in her list for the ladies. However, THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP! Any dude past the age of 18 with a Sidekick should be captured, and sentenced to pelting by a bean bag firing squad(and this is me being nice..). Seriously my nigga, that shit went out with sidekick 3. THROW IT OUT, buy a blackberry or something.
• 9. Saggin'. Backwards Niggas. I mean, at one point sagging was cool. It added a certain flair, and it defined a certain attitude behind your dress. But honest to god, the shit gets out of hand when you buy skinny fit jeans(ankle huggers), and you ATTEMPT to sag them bitches..pure horror.
• 8. Nike Air Force Ones. Just DON'T Do It.
• 7. Evisu, Red Monkey Jeans, or Bapestas, they all had their day, Sorry Nigo, but that day has came and gone sir.
• 6. Oversized Square Earrings, Jesus Head Earrings. Come the FUCK on, are you SERIOUS??! That shit is played out like Nascar and 8 Ball Jackets, which isn't even worthy enough to get its own number on the countdown.
• 5. True Religion, Antiks, Paper Denim, and ANYTHING associated with the Rock-inspired period of 07-08. That means the belt chain(shouldn't have been wearing it if you weren't a blood anyway) studded belts, swarvoski crystalized belts, tye die shirts, ED HARDY, and ANYTHING depicted with skulls and bones on it.
• 4. Fake Jewelry. From the cart ran by the middle-aged soccer mom asian lady in the middle of the mall? No, Just No. We all know your 17, you live in Roosevelt Houses in brooklyn, and you work summer jobs(shout out to saint marys!). WHEERRREE O' WHEEERREE are you getting money for a "White Stone-Blue Stone" REAL diamond necklace? I'll tell you where, See the last line in #12.
• 3. Being an Internet Thug. You know the type, loud as a motorbike, but wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight? Yeah that guy. Typing all of these threats and sending me all of these pictures of you holding pellet guns and how your going to pop off when you see me and you live in the boondocks of Connecticut somewhere is going to get you ALOT OF STATUS in your HIGH SCHOOL's "Revered Criminal Organization" Arthur. *shivers and types*
• 2. AIM. WHAT THE FUCK MY G. That shit has to be the most ridiculous shit ever made. Everyone and their Auntie Delores has one. You niggas have taken it far as to the point where you would run up on aLa Niche. Instead of trying to make small conversation and trying to get a NUMBER to atleast text if you SUCK at social conversation, you dirty niggas go as far as to move your lips and form the words "Yo (Insert Annoying Moniker Here), lemme get your Screen Name" or commonly "Yo (Insert Dumb Ass Moniker Here), what's your AIM?" HOW ABOUT AIM FOR A NUMBER CHAMP, IT'LL GET YOU FURTHER THAN BEING ON HER AOL BLOCKED LIST.
• 1. AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT SHOULD BE ELIMINATED FOR THE REST OF THE TIME YOU HAVE ON THIS BABY-SHIT GREEN EARTH. . . . .here it issss. . . . HOMOPHOBIA/IGNORANCE. THESE TWO HAD TO BE SHARED AS NUMBER ONE AS THEY ARE EQUIVALENT. Lets grow up, get females THE RIGHT WAY, get money, and Dare to be different shall we?