10 things that mustt go in 2009
10) BABY HAiR. Like deadass if u still wear baby hair and gelled up pony tails just crawl into a cave and die.
9) the basic juicy couture chain and bracelet. everybody and they momma got one sooo its lame now.
8) Everyone claimin to be the baddest. okk everyone cant be the baddest soo some of u hoes is delusional.
7) plastic flip flops. Do NOT i repeat DO NOTTTT wear those stupid rubber flip flops that they give u at the nail salon in public. just go buy some like damnn
6) STOP RANTIN ON UR AIM AWAY MESSAGES!! EX. "EEEEE MA Gett the fuqq outta here u a bumm bitchh i gets money all day. u already kno whoo the baddest be soo suqq my dick. . .&& bitchh u kno who the fukk u is" YEaa man cut that shit out. & stop typin like that too.
5) okk those belts that come in different colors and that little leather tag but they're not coach belts (they dont even sell that type anymore). . .but yeaa back to the belt, STOP wearin them with the matchin color t-shirt u got from dr jays.
4) speakin of dr. jays. STOP SHOPPIN THERE. that shit is really not fly.
3) Fake uggs....if i see one more girl wit a pair of fake uggs that dont even have a label on the back i am gonna punch them in their ovaries. if u aint got the paper for them then that shit wasnt made for u & leave the fuggs alone.
2) stop portrayin urself on the internet as sumtin ur not. we ALL kno who u really are soo cut it out.
1) okk this one is important & im not even tryna be funny (guys ur probably not gonna like this one but anywhoo). Stop being a slutt, a pop, a jumpoff, a slide or wateva u wanna call it. its not cute at all. KEEP UR DAMNN LEGS CLOSED.
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LMAOOO...Ok this shit is hella funny. Let me just say this though. All it takes is one person i.e. celeb to make a slight statement via fashion and everyone begins to follow...for example keyshia cole and the fingerwaves....now everybody got pro-style stains on their shirts and fuckin brown sweat protruding their damn hairlines n shit...eh, no. Therefore Mr. West's new boo Amber Rose decides to throw on a damn pair of docz and now the world feels like this is ok. YELPS "This is not OK." here's the link:
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and i STILL feel like the UGGs need to be let go period!
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